Citations & Fines

All Citations will be issued by The Bluegrass Police.  Fines will due and payable immediately and directly to the officer issuing the citation.  Persons not paying their fine immediately will be subject to increased fines - up to and including treble damages in addition to all costs incurred with the process of collection.

Fine Structure 


Violation 1st Offense 2nd Offense 3rd Offense REPEAT OFFENDERS
General Banjo
25¢
50¢
75¢
$1.00
General Fiddle
20¢
40¢
60¢
$1.00
General Mando
20¢
40¢
60¢
$1.00
General Guitar
50¢
75¢
95¢
$1.00
General Bass
25¢
50¢
75¢
$1.00
General Dobro
50¢
75¢
95¢
$1.00
Electric Pickup
$1.00
$5.00
$10.00
$50.00
Amplification
$1.00
$5.00
$10.00
$50.00
Duplication of Instrument in a Jam
$1.00 per instrument
$5.00 per instrument
$10.00 per instrument
$50.00 per instrument
Use of
Non- Bluegrass Instrument
$50.00
$100.00
$200.00
$500.00
Banjo Too Loud
50¢
75¢
95¢
$1.00
Guitar Too Soft
50¢
75¢
95¢
$1.00
Calling Bluegrass Song “Old-Time”
5¢
10¢
20¢
$1.00
Call out Country Song in A Jam
5¢
10¢
20¢
$1.00
Passing Your Turn in a Jam
5¢
10¢
20¢
$1.00
Forgetting Words to Standard Bluegrass Song
5¢
10¢
20¢
$1.00
Playing Song with More than 3 Chords
50¢
75¢
95¢
$1.00
Jam Busting
$5.00
$10.00
$50.00
$500.00
Referring to Fiddle as “Violin”
50¢
75¢
95¢
$1.00
Failure to pay homage to Bill Monroe In a Jam
$5.00
$10.00
$50.00
$500.00
Failure to pay homage to any 1st Generation Bluegrass Pioneer in a Jam
$1.00
$5.00
$10.00
$50.00
Bluegrass Drug or Traffic Law
Violation
$5.00
$10.00
$20.00
$50.00
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Banjo Attack

Posted on January 7, 2010

The Aspen Daily News reported "The banjo is considered "a deadly weapon" under Colorado law". On New Year’s Eve, Joseph Stancato of Denver allegedly struck another man in the head with his banjo after a minor altercation District Judge James Boyd has approved Stancato’s request to be allowed to tour with his band while awaiting his court date. If convicted of assault with a deadly banjo, Stancato could be imprisoned.

The Mandolin Case is a medical legal mystery solved by the local bluegrass community. It shows the truth but tells no facts. The author searched for indelible human truths that are unchanged over generations. He rejected temporary fads that will fade once out of style. The truth was found in the arts, and not science. It was found by ordinary people and not the rich and famous. It is a story for people weary of exploitation of the humble by the powerful, and a roadmap to thwart the efforts of the greedy. Enjoy.

“The ‘The Mandolin Case’ provides more twists and curls than the grain in a piece of birds-eye maple. Like a master fiddler weaving notes through the melody of a song, Bibey holds forth simplicity as the most complex asset when prejudice and greed place honor and integrity on trial.” –Dan Hays, International Bluegrass Music Association

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Crime Victim Successfully Defends Himself with Banjo

By John Farrier in Crime & Law, Society & Culture on Sep 17, 2010

A man in the Kansas City area was attacked with a knife and frying pan. He responded by swinging a banjo at his attacker’s head:

Police say the Monday banjo blow to the head stopped the assailant, who was treated for a cut and taken to jail.[...] The two 21-year-old friends were drinking and arguing about a band when Hilton grabbed the kitchen weapons and attacked, police said. The victim happened to have banjo in hand and used it in self defense, they said.

It’s a bluegrass instrument… it’s a self-defense tool!

Here’s a story from Kansas City that won’t do much to repair the image of banjo players as hayseed yokels.

It appears that two friends were engaged in a heated argument this past Monday night about the relative merits of two bands. As these things are wont to do, outrage ensued, and one friend came after the other with a frying pan and a knife.

The quick-thinking, would-be victim responded with what was at hand – literally in hand – and smacked his attacker upside the head with his banjo. The protagonist was treated and released from a local hospital, and promptly arrested for assault.

Police report that a marijuana pipe was found at the scene, and that “the smell of alcohol was prevalent.” Who’da thunk it?

It’s a blow for sanity in a mixed-up world. But before you start getting ideas, just remember: banjos don’t stop fights… people stop fights.

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